Static Age- Volume 4

Artist: Curbside Journal
Music Video: Sukia
Entertainment: America's Funniest Home Videos- Too Hot for TV!
Running Time: 29 minutes 15 Seconds

This show is the Artsy-est of all the Static Age shows. Octavius gets all compositional on your ass, as he attempts to do a show on location in his own house. See what it’s like to tell jokes to nobody at home by yourself! It’s really not funny! But that’s the beauty of these crap ass public access shows!

Curbside Journal
Octavius and Gary interview the Bay Area’s very own Curbside Journal at the now Historic Koo’s Café in Santa Ana. Remember when Koo’s was in a Craftsman house? Well….here’s a crappy sounding, and poorly filmed video, in true Static Age style.

Find out how the band got their name, how they got their name, and what the hell the name of their band means, and……… where on earth do you get a drink in Orange County? See what it used to be like when you could smoke in bars.

America's Funniest Home Videos- Too Hot for TV!
Another piece of rare footage, uncovered by the Static Age film crew. These are the tapes stolen from Bob Saggett’s sadistic hidden lair! Our commando team broke into the vault in his basement, and found these awful tapes of Bob Saggett practicing for the real thing. See how he get’s off making comical remarks over films of people being maimed and killed!

Sukia Video – Gary Super Macho
The most amazing video ever created for human consumption. If you spank to this, you are one disturbed M-er F-er! It features naked chicks, whips, tight muscle shirt boys, and the Sexy boys of Sukia themselves. Directed by the Famous Fred Kiko, and Featuring every one of those crazy Sukia boys and or girls from Ventura.

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Static Age- Volume 3

Artists: Man or Astroman?
Special Guest: Boba Fett
Cartoon: Earthbee vs. Sluggo
Investigative Report: UFO Hoaxes
Running Time: 28 minutes 19 Seconds

Boba Fett
Special Guest Boba Fett arrives to greet Gary, to introduce his favorite band. This was filmed WAY before the new Star Wars series was released, so this was a very special opportunity to meet him. He discusses some of the filming secrets of George Lucas!

Man or Astroman
Man or Astroman discuss their latest Alpha Clone Project. You will learn everything you need to know in order to make your own clones at home! See Octavius and the band totally geek out as they talk about DNA Replication, Project Blue Book, UFO sightings, and the origins of the human race on this planet! Are other bands working to clone their bands? Are we in fact an experiment planted on this earth by the Astromen? Find out in this exclusive interview, never before available to the public!

Earthbee vs. Sluggo
An Amazingly interesting Cartoon with a plot so thick, it can’t even be described in under 500 words.

UFO Hoaxes
Octavius and Gary Blow the lid off many silly UFO sighting claims! Yes… This video may be very “SHOCKING!” This video will prove to you how you’ve been lied to by UFO hoaxters all these years. Burn all your Dianetics books, and throw away those old videos of “In Search Of”, cuz it’s all blown to sh*t, in this simple demonstration video.

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