Artist: Curbside Journal
Music Video: Sukia
Entertainment: America's Funniest Home Videos- Too Hot for TV!
Running Time: 29 minutes 15 Seconds
This show is the Artsy-est of all the Static Age shows. Octavius gets all compositional on your ass, as he attempts to do a show on location in his own house. See what it’s like to tell jokes to nobody at home by yourself! It’s really not funny! But that’s the beauty of these crap ass public access shows!
Curbside Journal
Octavius and Gary interview the Bay Area’s very own Curbside Journal at the now Historic Koo’s Café in Santa Ana. Remember when Koo’s was in a Craftsman house? Well….here’s a crappy sounding, and poorly filmed video, in true Static Age style.
Find out how the band got their name, how they got their name, and what the hell the name of their band means, and……… where on earth do you get a drink in Orange County? See what it used to be like when you could smoke in bars.
America's Funniest Home Videos- Too Hot for TV!
Another piece of rare footage, uncovered by the Static Age film crew. These are the tapes stolen from Bob Saggett’s sadistic hidden lair! Our commando team broke into the vault in his basement, and found these awful tapes of Bob Saggett practicing for the real thing. See how he get’s off making comical remarks over films of people being maimed and killed!
Sukia Video – Gary Super Macho
The most amazing video ever created for human consumption. If you spank to this, you are one disturbed M-er F-er! It features naked chicks, whips, tight muscle shirt boys, and the Sexy boys of Sukia themselves. Directed by the Famous Fred Kiko, and Featuring every one of those crazy Sukia boys and or girls from Ventura.
Download Static Age- Volume 4 (MPEG4)
View: Static Age- Volume 4 (Google Video)
You need Quicktime 7 or ITunes 6 to view the video.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Static Age- Volume 3
Artists: Man or Astroman?
Special Guest: Boba Fett
Cartoon: Earthbee vs. Sluggo
Investigative Report: UFO Hoaxes
Running Time: 28 minutes 19 Seconds
Boba Fett
Special Guest Boba Fett arrives to greet Gary, to introduce his favorite band. This was filmed WAY before the new Star Wars series was released, so this was a very special opportunity to meet him. He discusses some of the filming secrets of George Lucas!
Man or Astroman
Man or Astroman discuss their latest Alpha Clone Project. You will learn everything you need to know in order to make your own clones at home! See Octavius and the band totally geek out as they talk about DNA Replication, Project Blue Book, UFO sightings, and the origins of the human race on this planet! Are other bands working to clone their bands? Are we in fact an experiment planted on this earth by the Astromen? Find out in this exclusive interview, never before available to the public!
Earthbee vs. Sluggo
An Amazingly interesting Cartoon with a plot so thick, it can’t even be described in under 500 words.
UFO Hoaxes
Octavius and Gary Blow the lid off many silly UFO sighting claims! Yes… This video may be very “SHOCKING!” This video will prove to you how you’ve been lied to by UFO hoaxters all these years. Burn all your Dianetics books, and throw away those old videos of “In Search Of”, cuz it’s all blown to sh*t, in this simple demonstration video.
Download Static Age- Volume 3 (MPEG4)
View: Static Age- Volume 3 (Google Video)
You need Quicktime 7 or ITunes 6 to view the video.
Special Guest: Boba Fett
Cartoon: Earthbee vs. Sluggo
Investigative Report: UFO Hoaxes
Running Time: 28 minutes 19 Seconds
Boba Fett
Special Guest Boba Fett arrives to greet Gary, to introduce his favorite band. This was filmed WAY before the new Star Wars series was released, so this was a very special opportunity to meet him. He discusses some of the filming secrets of George Lucas!
Man or Astroman
Man or Astroman discuss their latest Alpha Clone Project. You will learn everything you need to know in order to make your own clones at home! See Octavius and the band totally geek out as they talk about DNA Replication, Project Blue Book, UFO sightings, and the origins of the human race on this planet! Are other bands working to clone their bands? Are we in fact an experiment planted on this earth by the Astromen? Find out in this exclusive interview, never before available to the public!
Earthbee vs. Sluggo
An Amazingly interesting Cartoon with a plot so thick, it can’t even be described in under 500 words.
UFO Hoaxes
Octavius and Gary Blow the lid off many silly UFO sighting claims! Yes… This video may be very “SHOCKING!” This video will prove to you how you’ve been lied to by UFO hoaxters all these years. Burn all your Dianetics books, and throw away those old videos of “In Search Of”, cuz it’s all blown to sh*t, in this simple demonstration video.
Download Static Age- Volume 3 (MPEG4)
View: Static Age- Volume 3 (Google Video)
You need Quicktime 7 or ITunes 6 to view the video.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Static Age- Volume 2
Artists: Imperial Teen
Entertainment: Lowenbrau Keller Restaurant - The "213" Beefeater
Running Time: 29 minutes 15 Seconds
Original Show Description:
Imperial Teen
The next "big thing" from San Francisco. You can hear some of their music on a recent movie soundtrack. They are only now starting to get alot of airplay on the radio (6-months after their appearance on Static Age). Who would have guessed... Steven Hawking was such a big fan of this group, he went to the show and filmed them, just for us.
Lowenbrau Keller Restaurant
Octavius and Gary visit their good friend "Jimbo" at the Los Angeles County Jail for some advice about the best places to eat in Los Angeles. He recommends a restaurant with the best ambiance you could ever find. Octavius and Gary talk to the owner as well as some customers about their experiences with the restaurant. And all this was narrated by a very convincing Huell Howser.
The "213" Beefeater
Self titled by his insatiable appetite for the flesh of cows in the 213 area code. This Indian native of Detroit, relocated to Los Angeles cannot contain his westernized urges for the pleasure of the flesh when within this area code. He shoves an entire Tommy Burger into his mouth to prove it.
Download Static Age- Volume 2 (MPEG4)
You need Quicktime 7 or ITunes 6 to view the video.
Entertainment: Lowenbrau Keller Restaurant - The "213" Beefeater
Running Time: 29 minutes 15 Seconds
Original Show Description:
Imperial Teen
The next "big thing" from San Francisco. You can hear some of their music on a recent movie soundtrack. They are only now starting to get alot of airplay on the radio (6-months after their appearance on Static Age). Who would have guessed... Steven Hawking was such a big fan of this group, he went to the show and filmed them, just for us.
Lowenbrau Keller Restaurant
Octavius and Gary visit their good friend "Jimbo" at the Los Angeles County Jail for some advice about the best places to eat in Los Angeles. He recommends a restaurant with the best ambiance you could ever find. Octavius and Gary talk to the owner as well as some customers about their experiences with the restaurant. And all this was narrated by a very convincing Huell Howser.
The "213" Beefeater
Self titled by his insatiable appetite for the flesh of cows in the 213 area code. This Indian native of Detroit, relocated to Los Angeles cannot contain his westernized urges for the pleasure of the flesh when within this area code. He shoves an entire Tommy Burger into his mouth to prove it.
Download Static Age- Volume 2 (MPEG4)
You need Quicktime 7 or ITunes 6 to view the video.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Static Age- Volume 1
Artists: Sexy Death Soda - Chewing Foil
Entertainment: Chromakey Fun
Running Time: 28 minutes 30 Seconds
Original Show Description:
Intro
It was amazing to see the turnout for the first show. MediaOne had leaked the info to the press even after we pleaded with their PR office. All worked out okay in the end as the first show was completed without incident. Viewers were introduced to the Static Age Concept, and the rest (as they say) was history.
Sexy Death Soda
This band out of Ventura, CA has been a recent favorite of Octaves.
Chewing Foil
A recent experiment of Octave and Rev. Matthew Carey, the Chewing Foil music experiment is what BAM Magazine described as, "A gaggle of goons... something that should be on exhibit at the Museum of Tolerance."
Download: Static Age- Volume 1 (MPEG4)
Entertainment: Chromakey Fun
Running Time: 28 minutes 30 Seconds
Original Show Description:
Intro
It was amazing to see the turnout for the first show. MediaOne had leaked the info to the press even after we pleaded with their PR office. All worked out okay in the end as the first show was completed without incident. Viewers were introduced to the Static Age Concept, and the rest (as they say) was history.
Sexy Death Soda
This band out of Ventura, CA has been a recent favorite of Octaves.
Chewing Foil
A recent experiment of Octave and Rev. Matthew Carey, the Chewing Foil music experiment is what BAM Magazine described as, "A gaggle of goons... something that should be on exhibit at the Museum of Tolerance."
Download: Static Age- Volume 1 (MPEG4)
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